{"id":1407,"date":"2011-09-17T09:45:41","date_gmt":"2011-09-17T09:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arsenaltalk.co.uk\/?p=1407"},"modified":"2011-09-17T18:37:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T18:37:00","slug":"don%e2%80%99t-worry-it%e2%80%99s-only-blackburn-rovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arsenaltalk.co.uk\/?p=1407","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Worry, It\u2019s Only Blackburn Rovers!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings fellow Gooners!<\/p>\n

Just a quick one today due to:<\/p>\n

a) My being phenomenally late due to some other commitments that the world forgot to warn me about until I had 40 minutes to get there including getting ready and travelling for 30 minutes and;<\/p>\n

b) There isn\u2019t a great deal to say that hasn\u2019t been said a thousand and one times and thus that we don\u2019t already know!<\/p>\n

Today we play Blackburn Rovers in yet another no-win situation. What could be a potential banana skin for us is exactly that, win lose or draw.<\/p>\n

You see, if we win, well, that is exactly how it should be and no special credit will be received. We are the mighty Arsenal FC and they are lowly Blackburn, bottom of the Premier League and in a general state of turmoil. Add to that the fact that their fans are planning a protest prior to kick-off, running an online petition and generally baying for the blood of their manager and of course we should run them out of their own ground.<\/p>\n

Or maybe we will get a draw. Yes, that should get the boo-boys out of their prams! Obviously a draw at Ewood Park would not be the end of the world, let alone the end of any title aspirations the players and staff may still be harbouring, but it would not be the win that we should so obviously be getting.<\/p>\n

Of course, there is another possibility. That unspeakable chance that we come away with nothing thus requiring the thrusting of Wenger out of the back window of the coach home to be left for dead somewhere on the M6 due to the obvious failure of his new look side (some 2 weeks old), his transfer policy of buying experienced players (some 2 weeks old), his obvious delight at selling 3 of our most prized assets after training and nurturing them almost from his own teat and, last but not least, the fact that he obviously hasn\u2019t been able to manage the team since David Dein left.<\/p>\n

In fact, let\u2019s get to the truth of the matter;We all know that Dein was not just responsible for buying and selling players and running the entire executive branch of the club but he also took all of the training sessions, picked the team, wrote the match programme, read out the announcements on match day, played centre-forward in a Thierry Henry disguise, cooked all of the players meals and even washed their kits and cleaned their boots with his magical winning dust!<\/p>\n

Ok, obviously I am being a touch facetious here\u2026We all know that he can\u2019t cook!<\/p>\n

But seriously folks, as I pointed out prior to the Dortmund game, we are smack bang in the middle of a run of seriously winnable games against teams that we really should be beating. I hope that tomorrow sees us walk away with a healthy victory and I am plumping for a 3-1 to the Arsenal with Mertesacker getting his name on the scoreboard as well as putting n a cracking performance to quieten a few errant mouths that, after two perfectly decent performances in a row, seem to be suggesting that he is worse than Squillaci!<\/p>\n

In terms of the line-up we welcome back Song, Gervinho and Jenkinson from suspension and may just see Ramsey on the bench depending on a late fitness test. Jack and TV5 are obviously still out, as are Diaby, Rosicky, Squillaci and Miyaichi. With the midweek exploits still fresh in the legs, I would expect Arshavin to replace Benayoun and I think that we may get a peek at Santos so as not to confuse Gibbs by him playing two games in a row and possibly even Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain as I think that Theo may get a sit down for this one too.<\/p>\n

So, the team may well look nothing like this:<\/p>\n

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Now, I have to say, that looks like a team with goals in it!<\/p>\n

In other news:<\/p>\n

Cesc claims<\/a>\u00a0NOT to have slammed our chances of winning any trophies ever again until the end of time, although anybody reading the comments section of my post on this topic<\/a> will understand why I still have my doubts, regardless of how much Twittering he gets up to! Truth be told, I was furious yesterday and today I couldn\u2019t really give a rats arse. There the much more important matter of actually winning a game rather than worrying about whether an ex-player thinks we will or not!<\/p>\n

Manchester United are the latest club linked with a Middle East buyout<\/a>, this time it is the Qatari royal family threatening the general wellbeing of football with a reported bid of \u00a31.6bn. I don\u2019t want to get too high up on my horse over this as, so far, it is appears to be rumour and counter-rumour. Not only that, but I cannot help but wonder how the likes of Chelsea, United and Citeh get a \u201cSugar Daddy\u201d whilst we get the \u201cGingerbread Man\u201d!<\/p>\n

Wenger claims that his experiment with a zonal marking system<\/a>for corners is working so far but nothing concrete has been decided regarding whether or not it is here to stay. Time will tell on that one, but, whilst we haven\u2019t actually conceded from a corner yet this season, our goals conceded record so far leaves a lot to be desired to say the least and so one assumes that the experiment needs to show fruit in other areas too and fast if it to stand a chance. Personally I think that man to man marking at set pieces is too easy to break down for the attacking side unless you have very mobile defenders and so I hope that the lads get past the teething troubles as quickly as possible to give this new system a real chance.<\/p>\n

Yossi Benayoun claims that his loan move was not the last minute shock<\/a> that it appeared to be and that we were finalising the details about a week beforehand. All well and good, but it does beg the obvious question: If we knew we were signing him so long beforehand, how on earth did we end up taking him without a medical?!<\/p>\n

Nicklas Bendtner is currently doing the media rounds with his latest Arsenal \u201crevelation<\/a>\u201d. He claims he won\u2019t be back unless he gets assurances of regular football from the club. First things first, we own you sunbeam and you will come back if we tell you too and you won\u2019t if we don\u2019t want you. Secondly, I hope that you keep your original promise of never coming back and good riddance too. Thirdly, shut your trap for two fecking minutes and give your arse a chance, would you! You might have been played desperately out of position, never really given a fighting chance to prove yourself and even been horribly misquoted over the whole \u201cbest player in the world\u201d debacle (I hate to say it, but I saw the original of that interview and another subsequent interview and that \u201cclaim\u201d was taken so out of context it was actually a disgrace to journalism, twice!) but has it never occurred to you that the fact that you spend more time talking about playing football than actually playing it might be riddled with all the clues you need?!?!<\/p>\n

Still not convinced Nick? Well, try your own words for size:<\/p>\n

\u201cI have rented a good house and am probably going to spend most of my time there, as I did in London, and then spend time with my family when I am not playing football, so it’s going to be okay.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Anybody else starting to think that he has literally zero friends in the entire world?!<\/p>\n

And on that note, all that remains to be said is:<\/p>\n

Come on you experienced Blackburn Rovers whipping Gooonnnneeerrrsssss!<\/p>\n

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